I interrupt your normal blog reading for this important announcement. I am officially announcing that I am running for President of these here United States. I only have a couple platforms. The first being the toilet paper must go over the top. Any other direction will become illegal, and I will push for it to be a capital offence. The second is that emotions must face to the right. ":)". No more mouthless uni-brows "(:". Economy? I'm not the greatest at my own finances, but at least I'm not $15 trillion in debt. Close... but not quite there. But really, how hard could it be to look at what the country is spending money on and reduce or cut stuff. Was it really necessary for a $900,000 study on whether a gay man's penis size made him happy or not? (article here http://fxn.ws/uP3j1n ) Here is a list of 20 more government money wastes http://bit.ly/rvKFzJ . Illegal immigrants? Easy, just take over Mexico and that'll solve a majority of that problem. We'll get Canada while we're at it. That would add 150 million total taxpayers, too.
Anyways, back to me. I am 35, old enough to run. I was born in New York and I even have my original birth certificate to prove it. I have never had an affair. I like to play golf. I also like to travel all over the world without paying for it. The only drawback is that no one has heard of me, so that is where you come into play. Spread the word and make posters and buttons and give me donations and get me elected.
Ok, but to our normal blogging. As you can see, I am back to blogging again. I had a pretty decent run a couple years back when I had the 500 Photos blog. Then I started a David Busch's Bucket List blog, which lasted a whole one post. But I am back, ready to make fun of the metric system. Take some photos and explain how I accidentally made it look good. Write some of the crazy things my kids say. And maybe some of you will keep coming back for more. I'll try to write at least weekly. Comments are mostly welcome. Write at you later.
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